Hulk Hogan Sell Mansion

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Hulk Hogan Sell Mansion, Hulk Hogan’s infamous 17,000 square foot mansion, as seen on the hit television show Hogan Knows Best, was finally purchased last Friday. The house was originally put on the market soon after the former Linda Hogan filed for divorce from the energetic “Hulkster”. The divorce came after a series of unfortunate incidents left the Hogan family open to lawsuits. In 2007, the asking amount for the Florida home was an eye-widening 25 million dollars. On Friday, the waterfront property sold for a paltry 6.2 million dollars.

Since his divorce, Hulk Hogan has been campaigning anything he can to attain a payday. He has sold his soul to Rent-A-Center, appearing in 30 second spots with Troy Aikman. He also signed a contract with second tier wrestling company TNA, and even dragged his broken body back into the ring in 2010. But who can forget his alleged S-EX- tape. Now that Hulk Hogan has finally sold his home, there aren’t that many objects left for the former “Immortal” hero to auction. Here are just a few more possibilities.

Hulk Hogan is synonymous with the Fu-Man-Chu mustache. It’s iconic. Hulk Hogan without a mustache is like Superman without a cape. It just doesn’t make any sense. And that is why his Fu-Man-Chu might catch Hogan a pretty penny. After all, there have been weirder things sold on EBay. When I was a child, I used to cut yellow pieces of paper and tape them under my nose because Hogan was my hero and I desired to be just like him. Now, if Terry Bollea marketed his mustache, kids everywhere would be spared the labor of cutting paper and they could use Hogan’s authentic hair. What ten year old child wouldn’t want an old man’s hair transplanted onto their face.

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