Baseball Slugger Hits Little League Homer

Baseball Slugger Hits Little League Homer, Detroit’s Miguel Cabrera doesn’t get the ball out of the infield, but against Colorado it was far enough. Despite a rare win on Friday night that snapped their eight-game losing streak overall and a nine-game losing streak in interleague play, the Colorado Rockies continued their desperate search for rock bottom on Saturday afternoon in Detroit.

The expected news: Colorado lost again, 4-1.

The potential good news: It’s possible they finally found rock bottom in the form of a Little League style series of errors that allowed Miguel Cabrera – yes, that Miguel Cabrera – to circle the bases on a simple one-hopper back to the pitcher.

I’m not kidding. This seriously happened.

I think it might be time for Colorado to retire the Justin Bieber cardboard cutout, because whatever inspiration that was good for has certainly worn off over their dreadful ten game stretch.